About

A Brief Overview About Me

Before you continue, note, this page has a STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING, if you’re sensitive, I suggest you jog on.

About My Mission

I wouldn’t really call it a mission.  That’s just text that came with the template and I haven’t been bothered to change it yet.  I’d say it would be more accurate to call what I do here at Crooked Timber a “hope”.  It’s more about a hope that these things inspire the uninspired to become inspirational.

My Values

Truth,  and that’s only the start.

Honesty is also one of my principle values.  I do think though that it’s one of my weaknesses.

Some people might say that honesty can’t be a weakness, and to that I say, I don’t give a fuck what you think.

Sculpture Art Furniture

“Charles has an amazing team of hard working professionals. It has been a pleasure to meet him, he is totally awesome.”

Sculpture Art Furniture

Yeah, pretty confident that’s never been said by anybody.

About Crooked Timber

A Brief Continuation From The Home Page

but now, due to fairly recent and obvious circumstances, I am now in Mexico. …………

And I will be using my time here to spell out a few things.  I will be using written word as well as my sculpture, and any other means that I feel are appropriate.  And those things will be said without fear or favor, just facts.  Speaking of facts, did you know that you are being lied to every single day.  Here are some facts to get you started.

I sincerely hope you find some interesting things here, and if you’ve got any questions get to the contact page.

Just in case anything I write in here upsets you, I suggest you go and check your facts, because I have.  And that’s about as nice as I’m going to be about that.

I do not use Meta products, for obvious reasons.

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